A biiiiing yawnI have been writing while away, and I'm going to post my efforts up eventually. Yes.
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Emma ThornEmma Thorn was always a big girl, and no one but the clinically blind could deny this. She was popularly regarded as the girl no one could cheat on, as once you were her boyfriend, you virtually had no eyes for anyone else as she had a notable characteristic of completely occupying anyone’s field of view with every square inch of her body.Emma Thorn
Newspapers churned out reports of childhood obesity epidemic ad nauseam, and pictures were constantly taken of her in various stages of trying to shed the less useful parts of herself. Emma on a treadmill, Emma eating a salad, Emma walking to school instead of taking the bus, Emma always w
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The Aunt's DemiseThe first thing that one usually does when their aunt is found dead is to celebrate. Of course, this process varies across cultures, but the general rule is to throw your hands up and yell “Hooray!” upon receiving the news, or discovering it.The Aunt's Demise
So when little Tommy came home from soccer practice to find his aunt dead on the lazy chair in the living room, he did throw his hands up and yell “Hooray!” (Children are very well read nowadays and know all about these traditions.) He didn’t yell too loud, though, as he wasn’t totally sure she had expired. Tommy took as evidence her stillness, her glazed-over eyes and a little drool which h
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Same and Similar--PoemSame and Similar are not the sameSame and Similar--Poem
...but very similar.
Everyone at school gets them mixed up...
because everybody is so different.
Their eyes are different, someone said....
And Same is taller than his brother.
Similar can wiggle his ears (half the class can).
But still no one could get their names right.
They painted their faces,
And Mrs. Tumble got mad.
Same came in stilts,
And he fell down the stairs.
Similar wore a wig,
Which a bird stole off hi
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